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red4ever

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Registered: 2005-04-11

Posts: 14

Re: Jokes

there wants was this blond in a ten storys building when the ninth floor caut on fire.she called 911.she told them that the building was on fire and the fire chief said okay ma'ma but how do we get there.the blonde goes duh in your big red truck.

classic.....

red4ever

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Registered: 2005-04-11

Posts: 14

Re: Jokes

for brad pitt that is not your really name and plus he is butt crack UGLY

Mr T

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Registered: 2005-03-30

Posts: 1,012

Re: Jokes

what is a really name?

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

static helper

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Registered: 2005-04-14

Posts: 27

Re: Jokes

Books

How to get insurance
By Justin Case

Easy ways to make money
Robin A. Bank

Keep Trying
By Percy Vere

Making Bombs
By Dinah Mite

and finally

Mathematics
By Alge Brar

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Vote Stewie and Mr T and static helper

Mr T

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Registered: 2005-03-30

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Re: Jokes

i am real sorry but i just don't get it

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: Jokes

Will he make it?
by Justin Time

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Mr T

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Registered: 2005-03-30

Posts: 1,012

Re: Jokes

oh i get it, the authors have funny names. and stewie is a foo' if he's Justin Time then he's already on time.

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: Jokes

alright, calm down

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: Jokes

- Laugh out loud -

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

MathsIsFun

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Registered: 2005-01-21

Posts: 7,713

Re: Jokes

The Storm
by Harry Kane

The Bachelor
by Mister Completely

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: Jokes

Alright. I don't get the last one. O.o

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.

MathsIsFun

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Re: Jokes

"Missed her completely", so he stayed a bachelor?

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

Mr T

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Registered: 2005-03-30

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Re: Jokes

ha ha ha ha.... no i still don't get it

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: Jokes

oh i get it.  I get jokes! hahahaha

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Mr T

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Registered: 2005-03-30

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Re: Jokes

ye... me too. hahahahahahaha

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I come back stronger than a powered-up Pac-Man
I bought a large popcorn @ the cinema the other day, it was pretty big...some might even say it was "large
Fatboy Slim is a Legend

Roraborealis

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Registered: 2005-03-17

Posts: 1,594

Re: Jokes

Properties of fabric
by Annette Curtain

Long necked animals
by G. Raff

Stomach pains
by Mona Lott

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MathsIsFun

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Re: Jokes

Big laugh !! 

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

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Re: Jokes

yeah these jokes are a bit of a joke

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

jam-pot

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Registered: 2005-04-20

Posts: 142

Re: Jokes

body building
br frank n stien

super human strenght
by justin credible

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the allmighty spatula * want a tip* dont eat yellow snow: the meaning of life is a number and that number is 1

stewie

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Registered: 2005-03-28

Posts: 820

Re: Jokes

i think u have a thing for muscular men

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HAPPY HAPPY, JOY JOY 
Fatboy Slim is the band of the 90s, thats if you want to call it a band because its really a one man name

Roraborealis

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Registered: 2005-03-17

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Re: Jokes

I got another-

One hundred yards to the bus stop
by Will E. Maykit
Illustrated by Betty Wont

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MathsIsFun

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Re: Jokes

LOL !!

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"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

87ucselig

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Registered: 2005-07-21

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Re: Jokes

A farmer once invited one of the boys from the local school to visit his farm.  On arriving he took the lad to his largest field where thousands of sheep grazed happily.  Turning to the lad he said, "how many sheep to you reckon are in this field."  To whcih the bot replied instantly, "4,903 sir."  The shocked farmer asked, "how did you work that out so quickly?"  The boy replied, "Oh I just counted their legs and divided by four!"

MathsIsFun

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Re: Jokes

LOL !

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Zach

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Registered: 2005-03-23

Posts: 2,075

Re: Jokes

That's terrible.

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Boy let me tell you what:
I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.