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#1 2021-09-11 00:24:26
- Jai Ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 17
Q: Why is the forest so noisy?
A: Because the trees have bark.
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Q: What has an eye, but cannot see?
A: A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, it’s raining out here!
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Q: If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
A: Meat.
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Q: What did the baker say to his wife?
A: I’m dough-nuts about you!
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It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#2 2021-09-12 02:25:51
- EFFIONG
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Re: More Sundry Jokes - 17
Good day
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#3 2021-09-12 02:44:49
- Jai Ganesh
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Re: More Sundry Jokes - 17
You too!
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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