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#1 2021-09-11 00:24:26

ganesh
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More Sundry Jokes - 17

Q: Why is the forest so noisy?
A: Because the trees have bark.
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Q: What has an eye, but cannot see?
A: A needle (or potato, tornado, hurricane, etc.).
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wet.
Wet who?
Wet me in, it’s raining out here!
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Q: If a butcher wears a size XL shirt and a size 13 shoe, what does he weigh?
A: Meat.
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Q: What did the baker say to his wife?
A: I’m dough-nuts about you!
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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#2 2021-09-12 02:25:51

EFFIONG
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Re: More Sundry Jokes - 17

Good day

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#3 2021-09-12 02:44:49

ganesh
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Re: More Sundry Jokes - 17

You too!


It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge - Enrico Fermi. 

Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.

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