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#1 2006-08-16 18:14:20
- soha
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Some Questions And Answers
Q: Where do kids learn their ABCs?
A: At LMN-tary school!
Q: What is the fruitiest lesson?
A: History, because it's full of dates
Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?
A: The multiplication table! !
Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles, because it has a mile between the 2 s's!
Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?
A: Moo-sic!
"Let us realize that: the privilege to work is a gift, the power to work is a blessing, the love of work is success!" 
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#2 2006-08-16 18:45:55
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Re: Some Questions And Answers
Pretty good, I like the play on words. Keep it up!
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#3 2006-11-03 15:46:39
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Re: Some Questions And Answers
haha funny jokes
Theres no other place like home or is there..............
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#4 2006-11-03 15:55:47
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Re: Some Questions And Answers
Very good, lovely ones, Suha!
Thanks for these brilliant jokes
It appears to me that if one wants to make progress in mathematics, one should study the masters and not the pupils. - Niels Henrik Abel.
Nothing is better than reading and gaining more and more knowledge - Stephen William Hawking.
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#5 2006-11-03 16:31:19
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Re: Some Questions And Answers
Pretty good, I like the play on words. Keep it up!
I must have missed that play. Who preformed it?
"In the real world, this would be a problem. But in mathematics, we can just define a place where this problem doesn't exist. So we'll go ahead and do that now..."
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#6 2006-11-04 01:36:58
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Let's hear some more funny jokes suha!
The world revolves around me. Deal with it. 
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#7 2006-11-09 06:15:44
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Re: Some Questions And Answers
excellent
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#8 2006-11-09 22:39:15
- WiZaRd
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Great Suha
Be Happy!
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#9 2006-11-11 05:56:39
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Me Hulk. Hulk Want More Play On Words. Absence Of More Play On Word Make Hulk Angry. Hulk Want Smash!
Maybe the helicopter, maybe it's made of chocolate.
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#10 2006-11-22 05:45:24
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put some more on Suha
Dreams don't come true, you gotta make them come true.
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#11 2006-11-22 20:12:13
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yeah i am waiting
Be Happy!
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#12 2006-11-22 22:33:28
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Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?
SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association
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#13 2006-11-22 23:05:36
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Re: Some Questions And Answers
Meh, practically everything is an acronym.
Devious Elephants Viciously Aggravate Nineteen Tepid Éclairs.
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#14 2006-11-22 23:34:44
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Yes, that's true.
Murderous Ants Tasting Hurtful Speedy Yaks Passing Elephants Raking Stupid Orange Nincompoops.
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#15 2006-11-26 05:13:54
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Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?
SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association
well made fun of my name ah
oh no disgusting
by the way my name is not suha
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#16 2006-11-26 05:19:39
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Well, I didn't mean to, it just came to mind.
Oh no, I just thought you were soha instead of suha!
I'm confused. Soha and suha's usernames look the same.
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#17 2019-02-25 20:05:44
- Monox D. I-Fly
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Devanté wrote:Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?
SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association
well made fun of my name ah
oh no disgusting
by the way my name is not suha
SOHA = Scottish Overwater Hockey Association?
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May his adventurous soul rest in peace at heaven.
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