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soha

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Some Questions And Answers

Q: Where do kids learn their ABCs?

A: At LMN-tary school!

Q: What is the fruitiest lesson?

A: History, because it's full of dates

Q: What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

A: The multiplication table! !

Q: What is the longest word in the dictionary?

A: Smiles, because it has a mile between the 2 s's!

Q: What is a cow's favorite school activity?

A: Moo-sic!

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Devantè

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Pretty good, I like the play on words. Keep it up!

Chelsea

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

haha funny jokes

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Jai Ganesh

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Very good, lovely ones, Suha!
Thanks for these brilliant jokes

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Ricky

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Pretty good, I like the play on words. Keep it up!

I must have missed that play.  Who preformed it?

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coolcat23

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Let's hear some more funny jokes suha!

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arn

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

excellent

WiZaRd

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Great Suha

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elite-mathlete

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Me Hulk. Hulk Want More Play On Words. Absence Of More Play On Word Make Hulk Angry. Hulk Want Smash!

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rida

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

put some more on Suha

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WiZaRd

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yeah i am waiting

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Devantè

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?

SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association

mathsyperson

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Meh, practically everything is an acronym.

Devious Elephants Viciously Aggravate Nineteen Tepid Éclairs.

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Devantè

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Yes, that's true.

Murderous Ants Tasting Hurtful Speedy Yaks Passing Elephants Raking Stupid Orange Nincompoops.

soha

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?

SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association

well made fun of my name ah       

oh no disgusting

by the way my name is not suha

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Devantè

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Well, I didn't mean to, it just came to mind.

Oh no, I just thought you were soha instead of suha!

I'm confused. Soha and suha's usernames look the same.

Monox D. I-Fly

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Re: Some Questions And Answers

Did you know that 'SUHA' is an acronym?

SUHA = Scottish Underwater Hockey Association

well made fun of my name ah       

oh no disgusting

by the way my name is not suha

SOHA = Scottish Overwater Hockey Association?

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