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#1 2007-02-24 03:35:45

power man
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answering machine jokes pt 1

After a power outage: Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on. The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine. So, leave a message.

This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.

Hi, you've reached the home of George Ledec. If you are calling to collect a student loan, gambling debt, or other obligation, please press 1 and hang up now. If you are selling any product or service, or requesting charitable donations, please press 2 and hang up now. Otherwise, press 3 and leave your message now. Pressing 3 is optional.
big_smile roflol big_smile

Last edited by power man (2007-02-24 03:36:13)


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#2 2007-02-24 03:38:23

brian001
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Re: answering machine jokes pt 1

lol

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#3 2007-02-24 10:38:27

MathsIsFun
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Re: answering machine jokes pt 1

One that was really done:

"Hello ... hello? .... speak up, I can't hear you ... what? ...
... just kidding! Leave a message"

It had people yelling into the phone!


"The physicists defer only to mathematicians, and the mathematicians defer only to God ..."  - Leon M. Lederman

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#4 2007-02-26 11:27:00

power man
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Re: answering machine jokes pt 1

smile


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most people make mistakes, butt not me! smile smile
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#5 2007-02-26 20:28:25

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Re: answering machine jokes pt 1

roflol roflol roflol roflol


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