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#1 2006-01-06 00:32:17
- VR Hawks
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I'll Come Back Next Year!
This is a joke I found in my old English book....again.
A manager of a huge company was about to hire a university graduate. Here was their conversation:
"Congratulations, Mark! You are hired to this company," the manager announced. "When can you start working?"
"Today. But I've got a question to ask you first, manager," the graduate asked politely. "How much is my salary?"
The manager replied quickly. "You'll start with $5000 each month, but within a year, your salary will raise to $7000 per month."
"Then I'll come back next year," Mark answered, as he quickly took his coat with him.
The manager said one "huh?" and fainted on his desk.
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#2 2006-01-06 01:08:31
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
Do you now how you scared me when I read the title!!!
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#3 2006-01-06 01:11:04
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
The joke is good, but I've heart it before.
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#4 2006-01-06 02:48:46
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
You thought I was leaving the forums when you read the title? Well, you shouldn't be thinking of that if I post titles like that in a forum like this, because even if I do, it would only be just a joke in this forum.
Think it only serious somewhere else. 
EDIT: By the way, I'll try getting some more jokes up later.
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#5 2006-01-06 06:09:10
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
Your English book likes people to faint at the end of jokes.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side. Upon reaching the other side, the chicken fainted!"
Why did the vector cross the road?
It wanted to be normal.
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#6 2006-01-06 16:45:03
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
Yeah, it does really seem so. Let me edit it then. (I don't mean this joke)
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#7 2006-01-06 16:45:12
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
By the way, I'll try getting some more jokes up later.
If its going to be a continuous process, you can start a new topic VR Hawks' jokes
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#8 2007-11-27 13:34:55
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
funny! 
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#9 2007-12-24 06:25:14
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
bunnie this joke was made almost a whole year ago!!!! jeezo.....
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#10 2008-01-06 13:48:55
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Re: I'll Come Back Next Year!
so jokes r funny even if they r made a long time ago. funny joke dude
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