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#1 2008-01-06 14:16:38

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Jokes from a book

The title was supposed to be Jokes from my riddle book
i have some jokes from an old riddle book i dont think they are that funny but you might so heres 3


1.When is the artist unhappy?


2.If a chicken could talk what kind of language would it speak?

almost forgot the 3rd
3.When is a door not a door?

rate the jokes on a scale 1-10

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#2 2008-01-07 02:41:17

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Re: Jokes from a book

Another one is Why did the turkey cross the road


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#3 2008-01-07 03:33:40

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Re: Jokes from a book

i like #2 and #3 #1 doesnt make sense


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#4 2008-01-07 04:31:29

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Re: Jokes from a book

thx but you didnt rate them sad


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#5 2008-01-07 08:44:49

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Re: Jokes from a book

Another joke for people who want it
#1 Why is it useless to send a telegram to Washington today?

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#6 2008-01-07 11:43:03

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Re: Jokes from a book

anybody gonna reply?


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#7 2008-01-08 03:23:39

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Re: Jokes from a book

Hey lego


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#8 2008-01-08 03:24:49

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Re: Jokes from a book

wait ur lego
and u didnt rate my jokes
Im MoD

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#9 2008-01-08 03:26:44

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Re: Jokes from a book

Im like all all to 10/10


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#10 2008-01-15 06:34:06

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Re: Jokes from a book

Why did the boy throw Butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly!

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#11 2008-05-09 10:57:14

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Re: Jokes from a book

MasterofDisguise wrote:

Why did the boy throw Butter out the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly!


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#12 2008-05-09 10:58:29

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Re: Jokes from a book

see you could see it i told u


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#13 2008-05-09 10:59:43

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Re: Jokes from a book

and how do you do that " 1 click away thing" and put a smiley face on it


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#14 2008-05-09 13:55:54

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Re: Jokes from a book

This is how you do it!!


or well not that, but
maybe this:

well
you need to use square brackets with the word hide equals sign
and the colon and the smiley parenthesis.
[ h i d e = : ) ]Here is the hidden message[ / h i d e ]

but don't use the spaces I put in to stop it from doing the button thing.

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