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#1 2008-01-06 14:16:38
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Jokes from a book
The title was supposed to be Jokes from my riddle book
i have some jokes from an old riddle book i dont think they are that funny but you might so heres 3
1.When is the artist unhappy?
2.If a chicken could talk what kind of language would it speak?
almost forgot the 3rd
3.When is a door not a door?
rate the jokes on a scale 1-10
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#2 2008-01-07 02:41:17
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Re: Jokes from a book
Another one is Why did the turkey cross the road
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#3 2008-01-07 03:33:40
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Re: Jokes from a book
i like #2 and #3 #1 doesnt make sense
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#4 2008-01-07 04:31:29
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Re: Jokes from a book
thx but you didnt rate them 
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#5 2008-01-07 08:44:49
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Re: Jokes from a book
Another joke for people who want it
#1 Why is it useless to send a telegram to Washington today?
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#6 2008-01-07 11:43:03
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Re: Jokes from a book
anybody gonna reply?
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#7 2008-01-08 03:23:39
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Re: Jokes from a book
Hey lego
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#8 2008-01-08 03:24:49
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wait ur lego
and u didnt rate my jokes
Im MoD
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#9 2008-01-08 03:26:44
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Im like all all to 10/10
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#10 2008-01-15 06:34:06
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Re: Jokes from a book
Why did the boy throw Butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly!
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#11 2008-05-09 10:57:14
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Why did the boy throw Butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly!
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#12 2008-05-09 10:58:29
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Re: Jokes from a book
see you could see it i told u
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#13 2008-05-09 10:59:43
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and how do you do that " 1 click away thing" and put a smiley face on it
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#14 2008-05-09 13:55:54
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Re: Jokes from a book
This is how you do it!!
or well not that, but
maybe this:
well
you need to use square brackets with the word hide equals sign
and the colon and the smiley parenthesis.
[ h i d e = : ) ]Here is the hidden message[ / h i d e ]
but don't use the spaces I put in to stop it from doing the button thing.
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